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Tuesday, 1 November 2016

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Yes, this is really me, pulling my ENTIRE body weight, while swinging across a real jungle vine, on my way to exploring a remote Thai hilltribe!

Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Fierce Fridays: Get a load of my exotic boyfriend between my legs ... youtu.be/OCeJhlsk5V4




Burmie is fucking forward, catapulting into my money pit at first sight. You sexy, slithery beast ;)

@ Red Cross Snake Farm, Bangkok, Thailand

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:


This video on YouTube:


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WTF Wednesdays: Is this what you want, 'MURICA? The Boulevard of Dead Kids' Dreams?



youtu.be/ct3DLcspWp4

Yes, I'mma Jim Jefferies this shit and provoke the NRA by making fucking sense. YouTube "Jim Jefferies gun control" and watch 20/30 minutes of THE BEST CASE AGAINST GUNS EVER MADE. YouTube "Chris Rock bullet control" for another, equally funny take.

This is what deregulation and lack of laws leads to in Thailand:

http://www.bangkokpost.com/learning/learning-news/652076/thailand-troubling-gun-murders

@ The Old Siam Plaza, Bangkok, Thailand

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/ct3DLcspWp4

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Monday, 3 October 2016

Makeup-free Mondays: "Wonder" what song this is? youtu.be/cWuJwr3WFS4


youtu.be/cWuJwr3WFS4

This is the first time I've published or blogged "on the road," albeit, of prerecorded footage. I'm typing by "celllight" from Loftel Station Hostel in Bangkok, Thailand. Maybe, if the world is a REALLY GOOD world, I'll stream or publish my first real-time video for Travel Tuesday.

These Makeup-free Monday covers are TRULY makeup-free (just like me). They're one-take recordings where I simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close since I tend to change whatever I feel - lyrics, rhythm, arrangement - on the fly. I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Like my facial expressions, which'll be a comic constant. I look like John Mayer having sex with a slasher flick.

Songs:

Oasis - "Wonderwall"

@ My Patio, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/cWuJwr3WFS4

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Wednesday, 21 September 2016

WTF Wednesdays: Just how much of a virgin am I, REALLY?!?! youtu.be/MLw_ckkM5q0



This is a one-take video where I simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close as I speak and move however I feel on the fly. I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Yes, I'm attractive enough to "get laid," but I've chosen to be a virgin. An agnostic atheist, never been religious virgin (which also means I DON'T use the "Christian loophole" aka asshole). But a virgin who's active in the fetish/kink scene, been publicly spanked, tied, and other things, but has also somehow stay clothed throughout?!?! The Whorely Virgin, indeed ;)

@ My Patio, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/MLw_ckkM5q0

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Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Travel Tuesdays: I'm the OG Donald Trump, confusing "continents" and "countries"! youtu.be/-qNbAGmZtzg



This is a one-take video where I simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close as I speak and move however I feel on the fly. I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Even in a video like this, where I address some heavy subject matter, I still manage a little levity by calling Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, Brunei, Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, Myanmar, South Korea, and the Philippines "continents." As an explorer who's explored to the actual 7 continents (and 5 oceans), I DO IN FACT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

That said, The Donald, I am up for adoption. I know, I know, I'LL PAY FOR IT.

@ My Patio, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/-qNbAGmZtzg

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Friday, 9 September 2016

Fierce Fridays: how we be chillin' in Antarctica youtu.be/Jd1tLgbaZlM



youtu.be/Jd1tLgbaZlM

Swimming in the money, come and find me, Nemo

If I was at the club you know I balled, chemo

@ Antarctica

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/Jd1tLgbaZlM


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Friday, 26 August 2016

Feathery Fridays: "Hey Girl!" "Sorry, I've seen bigger cocks ..." youtu.be/539_HJOoSAU



youtu.be/539_HJOoSAU

Peacock needs to read Neil Strauss’ pickup artist Bible “The Game,” STAT! Except Neil proposes "PEACOCKING" to pique females ...

@ Lujan Zoo, Buenos Aires, Argentina

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/539_HJOoSAU

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Thursday, 25 August 2016

Throw Up Thursdays: Is this how SNL writers feel?


I'mma schism the interwebs with my new brainchild "THROW UP Thursdays," where a THROWback I UPdate in a better, more entertaining version of "Reacts."

This is my old text, in normal, Arial font.

THIS IS MY NEW TEXT, IN CAPS.


Jerry Springer: The Anna I LOVE HOW I ASSUME YOU JUST KNOW WHICH ANNA and Sergei/Pavel/Insert Name AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, PENIS Here Saga


Before You Proceed: If you have a low tolerance level, heed my forewarning. My sense of humour GENEROUS often knows no boundaries; it can be downright hilarious (maybe wishful thinking…), embarrassingly pathetic MORE LIKELY, repulsively insensitive MOST LIKELY, or all of the above. >>>>>

Have the outrageous, lunatic guests on Jerry Springer ONLY RIVALED BY MAURY ever fascinated you for hours on end (boring spring break that year, okay…META META)? How would the Anna and Sergei/Pavel/Insert Name Here saga unfold on the Springer stage? Somewhat challenged in the imagination department LIKE ME? Fear not, for I have done all the MEDIOCRE work for you…

Jerry: On today’s show, “Rich Russian Women About To Be Married To Rich Russian Hockey Players But Have A Sexy Secret To Tell.” SNL, EAT YOUR HEART OUT. Our next guest is a celebrity. Please welcome, tennis player Anna Kournikova!

Anna: Jerry, daHrling! {kisses him on either cheek}

Jerry: Anna, tell us a bit about yourself. With Wimbledon on right now, how did you manage the time to come on our show? JERRY IS CULTURED, BRUH.

Anna: Well Jerry, I am a beautiful woman who grew up in Russia, and I play tennis WITH BALLS! I am here because…Well…I missed my opponent’s serve on her match point…On purpose of course, so I could be here today! ANNA LEGIT COULD NEVER WIN BACK WHEN I WROTE THIS. And the officials at Wimbledon said that I could try again next year! Not everyone gets invited back, only the best of the best…So I am so very happy to be able to go again next year. THIS ALL READS SO DIFFERENTLY THAN WHAT I HAD WANTED. IN TODAY'S WORLD, SHE SEEMS POSITIVELY OPTIMISTIC. I WAS AIMING FOR CLUELESS :/

Jerry: How lucky are we audience?! To think Anna purposely missed her match point to be on our show! AGAIN, JERRY'S INTENDED SARCASM COMES ACROSS AS WHO KNOWS WHAT. Well, let’s get on with it, shall we? It doesn’t matter how Anna got here, it just matters why she is here. As you know, today’s show is about “Rich Russian Sluts AHH THERE WE GO, I mean Women About To Be Married To Rich Russian Hockey Players But Have A Sexy Secret To Tell.”

Anna: Yes, I have a sexy secret to tell to my fiancé, Pavel Bure of the Florida Panthers. I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE. THEY WERE ENGAGED?!

Jerry: Well, let’s bring out Pavel Bure first then! {ever so dorky and ugly WHAT IS THIS? I ALWAYS FOUND HIM TO BE GORGEOUS, SO ... THIS IS SO WEIRD. Pavel Bure walks out and does his Miss America Pageant wave}

THIS IS ANOTHER TO BE CONTINUED. I'M TOO LAZY TO UPDATE MORE THAN ONE SCREENSHOT, CAUSE "LIFE."

Wednesday, 24 August 2016

Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Travel Tuesdays: Free yourself in Gran Canaria (Bandama Caldera)! youtu.be/M1hxgpcM1Gs



youtu.be/M1hxgpcM1Gs

I love the outdoors. Could you tell? When's the last time I featured something indoorsy?

@ Bandama Caldera, Las Palmas, Gran Canaria

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/M1hxgpcM1Gs

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Monday, 22 August 2016

Makeup-free Mondays: Does this cover "suit" you? youtu.be/pW7zH3L8diY



youtu.be/pW7zH3L8diY

These Makeup-free Monday covers are TRULY makeup-free (just like me). They're one-take recordings where I simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close since I tend to change whatever I feel - lyrics, rhythm, arrangement - on the fly. I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Like my facial expressions, which'll be a comic constant. I look like John Mayer having sex with a slasher flick.

Songs:

Justin Timberlake - "Suit and Tie"

@ My Patio, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/pW7zH3L8diY

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Friday, 19 August 2016

Furry Fridays: how Team Canada basks in Olympic gold youtu.be/kWDOnfVwSTs



youtu.be/kWDOnfVwSTs

Team Canada sunbathing and relaxing after owning the podium in Rio 2016.


This albino kangaroo is clearly Canadian, what with the red and white ;) To me, the pink of her nose, ears, and other parts is red enough.

@ Maru Koala and Animal Park, Phillip Island, Australia

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/kWDOnfVwSTs

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Throw Up Thursdays: what 14-year-old angst looks like


I'mma schism the interwebs with my new brainchild "THROW UP Thursdays," where a THROWback I UPdate in a better, more entertaining version of "Reacts."

This is my old text, in normal, Arial font.

This is my new text, in underlines.

THE NICE GUY NEVER GETS THE GIRL 


aka, Some cliche fanfic 'bout wub. This was my first fanfic at age 14. Be kind, Steph.

1:

Carrie:

I stared blankly like my mind right now out the airplane window. Outside, everything seemed to be so carefree and limitless. The fluffy white clouds gently danced across the faint blue sky, going wherever they pleased. The sun’s rays knew no boundaries, shining light onto every high mountain peak and every low valley wall. Wow, just ... Can descriptions of the clouds, sky, and sun ever NOT be try-hard in a story? Why, then, did I feel my heart pressing against restraints when the outside world had none? Fine fourteen-year-old drama.

“Baby Princess, what would you like to drink?” my dad asked, interrupting my deep thoughts. Yes, my parents divorced and sad me created the fictitious dad I always wanted.

“Um… I’ll have a can of tomato juice Daddy,” I replied, and my dad relayed my response to the flight attendant. Because I'm too much of a Baby Princess to talk to the flight attendant myself.

“What’s on your mind Baby Princess?” my dad inquired, his eyes reflecting genuine concern. “It’s okay to be grieving, but you have to move on. Aren’t you excited to move to California?” NO, I'm not excited. I'm fucking grieving. Leave me alone.

To me, California was not a foreign place; it was like my second home. 'Tis true. In real life, I have family in Cali. My parents actually met in California, while they were finishing their graduate studies at Stanford. Ah Stanford. DJ Tanner, Jesse Spano, and my uncle convinced young me to REALLY want to attend Stanford. Turns out, I was too poor and dumb. After marrying in San Francisco and residing in a small, upscale neighborhood for several years, my parents decided to move to London and pound there. Since both my parents were originally from London, they decided it be best to raise a family there, and then Brexit out. My sister, Susan, and I both spent our childhood in a sheltered, wealthy British neighborhood. We often spent the summer getaways in our mansion near San Francisco. 
In case you missed the obvious, I'M FUCKING RICH IN THIS STORY!!!  However, the fun getaway I had always known, would soon become a place of refuge for my dad and me. Get ready. 

A few short weeks before, my mother lost her battle with breast cancer. Damn, shit just got REAL quick. Now I'll feel pricky with my dicky comments. I felt a huge part of my childhood, my memories and my dreams, drift off with my mother into another world. Regular Dylan Thomas right there. I felt like I was to blame for her death; I had aspirations to become a doctor. FFUUCCKK I had even won a scholarship to Stanford University, my mother's University, to attend medical school. What the actual fuck? However, a scholarship to Stanford was insignificant to me, since my mother would not be able to relish in my accomplishments.

(This line denotes a scene and perspective change.)

Uh, why'd this story have to go all dark like that?! I'mma leave this for a few weeks before I return to it.

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

WTF Wednesdays: Anybody have REAL tattoo ideas? youtu.be/60LCUIybCDk


youtu.be/60LCUIybCDk

Even a fake requires so much maintenance?!

But I'd still like a real one to celebrate the seven continents and five oceans. I've been thinking about incorporating Pangaea and Panthalassa in the design.

@ Jumeriah Beach, Dubai, United Arab Emirates

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/60LCUIybCDk

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Tuesday, 16 August 2016

Travel Tuesdays: Find yourself (in Japan--Hakkoda Ropeway)! youtu.be/whyV7-jnxEk



youtu.be/whyV7-jnxEk

Japan is popular among tourists and backpackers, but people often miss the highly underrated north.

@ Hakkoda Ropeway, Aomori, Japan

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/whyV7-jnxEk

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Monday, 15 August 2016

Makeup-free Mondays: Do you fet? More to come ... youtu.be/IK7ooGhEHis




These Makeup-free Monday photos are TRULY makeup-free (just like me). They're one-take photos where I (or in this case the Vancouver Fetish Weekend photographer) simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close as I pose and move however I feel on the fly (heh). I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Yes, I'm obviously 100% comfortable and confident in my makeup-free face, natural body, and everything else. And I think ALL women and all people should be and deserve to be. The love and acceptance you seek is your own.

Me publicly posting these photos is me powerfully co-opting my own sensuality for my own purposes. And my purpose is to be myself. This YouTube channel is about me and the things I love: music, dance, self-expression, world travel, experiential travel, the environment, extreme sports, animals ... I also happen to love myself and love lingerie (yes, virgins can love lingerie), so this video expresses just that.

Of course, any appreciation still flatters me, so appreciate away.

The only situation I condone makeup is if it's a tool for self-expression or artistic expression, instead of being a mask that covers the real face you're ashamed of (that you should actually be proud of). Vancouver Fetish Weekend was chock-full of people using makeup and fetish dress to express themselves and be artistic. My peeps! I partied my panties off!

#VancouverFetishWeekend was July 21 - 24, 2016.
@VanFetWeekend
@masuimimax
@cervenafox
@janesmoker
#MyBeautyMySay
#RealBeauty
@dove
#NoMakeUpMonday
@ddlovato

I'd tag the #NoMakeupChallenge, but I've been makeup-free my WHOLE LIFE, so this was hardly a challenge.

@ Vancouver Fetish Weekend, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/IK7ooGhEHis

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Friday, 12 August 2016

Fierce Fridays: Canadian Penny Oleksiak is THE THING in Rio 2016's water! youtu.be/XHEan-Gfkcg



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PO from TO slinked and slithered into Rio's water undetected and then OH SNAP! FOUR FUCKING MEDALS, including a gold!

She's now the most decorated Canadian ever at a Summer Olympics.

I think Drizzy will eventually respond to her with more than just tickets to his show, cause girl you EEAARRNNEED IT and he just needs somebody to love. (See what I just did there ;)

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/XHEan-Gfkcg

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Thursday, 11 August 2016

Throw Up Thursdays: What's my age again? What's my age again?




I'mma schism the interwebs with my new brainchild "THROW UP Thursdays," where a THROWback I UPdate in a better, more entertaining version of "Reacts." 


This is my old text, in normal, Arial font.

This is my new text, in underlines.

ROCKER GUY BEAUTY PAGEANT
After witnessing the success of the “Hockey Guy Beauty Pageant,” the rockers arrived at my palatial manor late one night or my mom's weeny 1300 square footer, whatever, demanding their 15 minutes. Following their nightlong persuasion efforts on my mom's weeny square footer (I’m just the regular pimp momma, ain’t I …), I decided to grant their wish. To clarify, yes, this is a joke about rock stars gangbanging me (and now, my mom too). I now present the subsidiary “Rocker Guy Beauty Pageant:” 
BLINK 182'S MARK HOPPUS AND TOM DELONGE (Hoppus, left; Delonge, right):

Mark Hoppus describes himself as insecure about ???; if being handsome, talented and wealthy are qualities to be insecure about, then by all means, continue to be insecure. Today, we call this a "humblebrag." You know, what I do on my website and YouTube ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Tom Delonge is immature and childish, and some quotes that have escaped from his mouth can best be described as unbelievable. Remember that time I joked about rock stars gangbanging my mom and me?!?! Yet, he is also lovable and adorable. And I'm ready for the hate.

Wednesday, 10 August 2016

WTF Wednesdays: Who dares the waves at Riazor La Coruna? youtu.be/LE9pcAznre4



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After waiting FOREVER for the waves to somewhat behave, I rush across the narrow sand strip of Riazor, panting "Easier to Run" by Linkin Park.

Riazor is along the La Coruna promenade, the longest in Europe.

@ Riazor Crossing, La Coruna, Spain

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/LE9pcAznre4

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Tuesday, 9 August 2016

Travel Tuesdays: Imagine yourself in Pisa (Leaning Tower)! youtu.be/oo6eZbs6N0E



The sun is Romeo, trying to thaw my cold, cold heart.

(That's some real poetry shit right there ;)

@ Leaning Tower, Pisa, Italy

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/oo6eZbs6N0E

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Monday, 8 August 2016

Makeup-free Mondays: Who covers the Meat Puppets?!?! youtu.be/vknQrCxbPb8



These Makeup-free Monday covers are TRULY makeup-free (just like me). They're one-take recordings where I simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close since I tend to change whatever I feel - lyrics, rhythm, arrangement - on the fly. I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Like my facial expressions, which'll be a comic constant. I look like John Mayer having sex with a slasher flick.

Songs:

Meat Puppets - "Lake of Fire" with
Nirvana - "In Bloom" bass progression

@ My Patio, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/vknQrCxbPb8

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Friday, 5 August 2016

Fierce Fridays: when milk does a (tiger) body good youtu.be/bO8t4lBXxbU



youtu.be/bO8t4lBXxbU

And yes, to those who know Mom's OCD, she was yelling "Don't let the tiger's tongue touch you!!!" from the corner of the cage. Yes Mom, this tiger will be receiving a scathing scolding in his comment box from me ;) There goes his promotion.

@ Lujan Zoo, Buenos Aires, Argentina

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/bO8t4lBXxbU

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Thursday, 4 August 2016

Throwback Thursdays: Are these NHLers still alive?




I'm the reason Jimmy Kimmel created "Mean Tweets" 15 years later. 

For Brent Sopel's fan, he's laughing all the way to the bank. And for the record, I'M the fucking virgin.

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

WTF Wednesdays: Why "grow up"? youtu.be/tGNQr4BldFw



youtu.be/tGNQr4BldFw

Anyone who thinks I should be "serious and responsible" can shove it. I'll enjoy this life how I want, when I want.

@ Sand dunes, Port Stephens, Australia

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/tGNQr4BldFw

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Tuesday, 2 August 2016

Travel Tuesdays: Free yourself in New Zealand (Waitomo Glowworm Caves)! youtu.be/2mODRnr2VI8



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Yes, basically the whole of New Zealand is a "Lord of the Rings" movie set.

They strictly prohibit our camera use inside the caves both to protect the glowworms themselves and so that visitors can witness the full luminosity of the glowworms without flashy distractions.

@ Waitomo Glowworm Caves, Waitomo, New Zealand

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/2mODRnr2VI8

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Makeup-free Mondays: how PM Justin Trudeau JT encourages your true self at Vancouver Pride youtu.be/_Psspc-LNn4



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I've historically been NDP/Green/MJ depending on my state of disillusion, but I proudly voted for Justin and the Liberals during this election. Justin is the PM I'd be, if I cared at all for people, animals, or the environment :p

Justin is zen in ocean aqua, pushing a stroller, with Sophie in a one-shoulder piece beside him.

@ Pride Parade, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/_Psspc-LNn4

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Friday, 29 July 2016

Feathery Fridays: how Antarctic penguins unwind youtu.be/q2F1JyVouPU



youtu.be/q2F1JyVouPU

Who said Antarctica is only snow, ice, glaciers, and wind?

These slick penguins claim some of the lushest (and rarest) resort space in Antarctica.

@ Antarctica

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/q2F1JyVouPU

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Wednesday, 27 July 2016

WTF Wednesdays: I'm the Italy Day Eating Contest CHAMP (if you count from the bottom up ;) youtu.be/P7gdwYB-ZE0



I love me some Italian food, but this is ridiculous. Some people ravage their plates, and in the process (at least for the time being), torpedo their appetite for Italian food. I have foresight, so I opt to nibble like a debutante instead. (I'm the one in the middle wearing a black top).

@ Italy Day, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/P7gdwYB-ZE0

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Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Travel Tuesdays: Find yourself (in Jeju Island now--Jusangjeolli)! youtu.be/1WLogfYx2p8


youtu.be/1WLogfYx2p8

They consider Jeju Island "the Hawaii of Asia" and one of the seven new wonders of nature.

The columnar rocks of Jusangjeolli are the most unique lava formations I've ever seen, and I've been to Maui! Each column has a roughly hexagonal shape when viewed from the top.

@ Jusangjeolli, Jeju Island, South Korea

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/1WLogfYx2p8

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Monday, 25 July 2016

Makeup-free Mondays: the REAL JONAS purity ring covers what mystery song? youtu.be/NNFYJJa7iLo



youtu.be/NNFYJJa7iLo

These Makeup-free Monday covers are TRULY makeup-free (just like me). They're one-take recordings where I simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close since I tend to change whatever I feel - lyrics, rhythm, arrangement - on the fly. I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Like my facial expressions, which'll be a comic constant. I look like John Mayer having sex with a slasher flick.

Songs:

DNCE - "Cake by the Ocean"

@ My Patio, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/NNFYJJa7iLo

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Friday, 22 July 2016

Fierce Fridays: Real women dive with sharks CAGELESS. youtu.be/kUWFfWWHaA4


youtu.be/kUWFfWWHaA4

Before you think I’ve jumped the shark with this one (somebody get me a sitcom, what ;) the grey nurse shark breed is docile to humans, and their teeth are only designed to grasp fish and unfit to puncture or tear human flesh.

@ Shark Dive Xtreme, Manly, Australia

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/kUWFfWWHaA4

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Thursday, 21 July 2016

Throwback Thursdays: what being born in -30 'C weather does to a brain



My parents birthed and raised me in the "City of Champions" when the Oilers slicked their way to Stanley multiple, glorious times. Under the dictatorship of my cheapass Chinese mom, I was often forsaken basic necessities like shoes. But I had an Oilers T-shirt when I was a toddler--that I proceeded to wear until just yesterday. (I invented the baby T). 

My mom's favorite player is, unsurprisingly, Jari KURRI.

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

WTF Wednesdays: I'm the Vampire of Ben Affleck's dreams. youtu.be/jOJUNmDxycU



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Tammy Morris, the VISIONARY dancer and teacher of Bfleck/Bennifer I fame, adjusts my form on the appropriately named "Vampire" aerial move.

@ Tantra Fitness, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/jOJUNmDxycU

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Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Travel Tuesdays: Imagine yourself in Madeira (Cabo Girao)! youtu.be/CAtvlAqR4aY


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At 580 meters, Cabo Girao is the highest sea cliff in Europe and second highest in the world.

We're stomping on a glass platform where we have a crystal clear view to the very bottom.

Cabo Girao is on the Portuguese island Madeira, which Ronaldo is the home "island" hottie of.

@ Cabo Girao, Funchal, Madeira

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/CAtvlAqR4aY
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Monday, 18 July 2016

Makeup-free Mondays: celebrating Vancouver Fetish Weekend youtu.be/whlkJlbC3vs




These Makeup-free Monday photos are TRULY makeup-free (just like me). They're one-take photos where I (or in this case my amateur erotic photographer friend) simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close as I pose and move however I feel on the fly (heh). I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Yes, I'm obviously 100% comfortable and confident in my makeup-free face, natural body, and everything else. And I think ALL women and all people should be and deserve to be. The love and acceptance you seek is your own.


Me publicly posting these photos is me powerfully co-opting my own sensuality for my own purposes. And my purpose is to be myself. This YouTube channel is about me and the things I love: music, dance, self-expression, world travel, experiential travel, the environment, extreme sports, animals ... I also happen to love myself and love lingerie (yes, virgins can love lingerie), so this video expresses just that.

Of course, any appreciation still flatters me, so appreciate away.

The only situation I condone makeup is if it's a tool for self-expression or artistic expression, instead of being a mask that covers the real face you're ashamed of (that you should actually be proud of). Vancouver Fetish Weekend will be chock-full of people using makeup and fetish dress to express themselves and be artistic. My peeps!

#VancouverFetishWeekend is July 21 - 24, 2016.
@VanFetWeekend
@masuimimax
@cervenafox
@janesmoker

#MyBeautyMySay
#RealBeauty
@dove

#NoMakeUpMonday
@ddlovato

I'd tag the #NoMakeupChallenge, but I've been makeup-free my WHOLE LIFE, so this was hardly a challenge.

This erotic (over 2,100) photo shoot was live on location

@ Cheticamp, Cape Breton Island, Canada and Nova Scotia, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/whlkJlbC3vs

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Thursday, 14 July 2016

Throwback Thursdays: what Limp Bizkit did to ME in the late '90s ...







I'm reevaluating my life now that my future cherry nookie stealer Deadpool has opened an investigation into my missing musical taste. Deadpool, I love you MORE than I love Limp Bizkit ... is that ... better?


This Throwback Thursdays thingy is fun. I'm EXACTLY the same person as I was in my teens. (Except now, I can wax poetic about my OWN COOL LIFE, as opposed to those of rock stars and athletes). Teen Steffi, "you so cute" *pinch, pinch, pinch*

(And yes, I really do like Limp Bizkit. So much so that my old Asian mom knows Wes Bohlun's name. Or Wes Borland. Whatever.)

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

WTF Wednesdays: Behind the Music of Millaa Millaa Waterfall youtu.be/gtmwFUF38-Y


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I wave to Mom from behind the curtain of water. She, my bro, and the rest of my tour group consider me certifiable for climbing the slippery, perilous rocks behind the waterfall. In fact, my bro stops filming to warn me that the rocks atop my head look loose.

@ Millaa Millaa Waterfall, Atherton Tablelands, Australia

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/gtmwFUF38-Y

Tuesday, 12 July 2016

Travel Tuesdays: Imagine yourself in Morocco (Hassan II Mosque)! youtu.be/IdIGpKpal0s


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I'd like to think I'm entertaining AND educational. When I look and sound factual, that's because I'm communicating a thoroughly researched FACT. But you try to research the Hassan II Mosque! The most trumpeted "fact" about the mosque--that it's the second "largest" in the world-- is widely disputed. As the owner of a technical/marketing writing business, I know the exact problem: How are these "evaluators" defining the word large? By square footage? By worshiper capacity? By minaret height?

We do know, however, through this video, that the mosque is the largest, most imposing structure on the Casablancan skyline.

@ Hassan II Mosque, Casablanca, Morocco

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/IdIGpKpal0s

Monday, 11 July 2016

Makeup-free Mondays: getting loopy with PamHoops at #CarnavalDelSolYVR youtu.be/hhGCwoq9Dtg



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These Makeup-free Monday dances are TRULY makeup-free (just like me). They're one-take recordings where I simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close since I tend to perform whatever and however I feel on the fly. I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

PamHoops.com, the hotshot hoop dancer and ambassador from Phoenix, performs on the side stage at Carnaval Del Sol. She happily invites me to join her, even though I'm new to getting loopy (at least in this way ;).

She and I have an invigorating discussion afterwards and the next day. Thanks Pam for a mind-blowing weekend! See you soon.

#CarnavalDelSol
#CarnavalDelSolYVR
#CSOL16
#ShineTogether

@ Carnaval Del Sol, Vancouver, Canada

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/hhGCwoq9Dtg

Friday, 8 July 2016

Thursday, 7 July 2016

Throwback Thursdays: How I webbed in the '90s, before it was a "thing"




This is how I webbed in the '90s, before it was a "thing."

I'd include a link to my ghost site, but it's become a boulevard of broken (link) dreams.

I'll screenshot a new old page each Thursday.







Wednesday, 6 July 2016

WTF Wednesdays: Nice try Red Bull, but I've set the golden standard for sandboarding ;) youtu.be/TtWkO99AXno


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Where's my camera crew and groupies?!

By the way, sandboarding on specially designed sandboards, which are completely different from snowboards, is a REAL sport in the Middle East and Australia. The promoter of this desert safari tricked me into thinking I'd be actually SANDBOARDING. Instead, he just had a bunch of busted, broken snowboards on an almost level dune that'd had enough of being disrespected by snowboards.

I DID THE BEST I COULD :(

@ Arabian Desert, Dubai, UAE

The Whorely Virgin on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw


This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/TtWkO99AXno

Tuesday, 5 July 2016

Travel Tuesdays: Imagine yourself in Panama (Embera Native Village)! youtu.be/cj0id1GxshE


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The Embera entertain on instruments they handmade from local natural materials, an example of their traditional "live off the land" way of life.

The Embera here have embraced cotton fabric over their traditional palm fibers, but they still go topless (even women) and paint their faces and bodies black with jagua fruit. Although the black jagua is practical, with sunblocking properties, it's also an artistic expression, with some Embera modeling elaborate designs.

@ Embera Native Village, Chagres River, Panama


The Whorely Virgin on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw


This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/cj0id1GxshE

Monday, 4 July 2016

Makeup-free Mondays: creative cover of what mystery songs? youtu.be/RPln31VymO8


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These Makeup-free Monday covers are TRULY makeup-free (just like me). They're one-take recordings where I simply turn the camera on, and whatever flows, flows. You'll be witnessing the creative process in action and up close since I tend to change whatever I feel - lyrics, rhythm, arrangement - on the fly. I then upload raw and unedited, so you'll always see and hear a funny surprise or two.

Like my facial expressions, which'll be a comic constant. I look like John Mayer having sex with a slasher flick.

Songs:

Sheryl Crow - "All I Wanna Do"
Tears for Fears - "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

@ My Patio, Vancouver, Canada


The Whorely Virgin on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/RPln31VymO8

Sunday, 3 July 2016

I'm 3-D printing my weekly schedule. youtu.be/wy7_O2JFzog



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Happy Birthday to my brother, Tim! 

I'mma celebrate him by being a responsible older sister for once. 

Here's my super serious weekly schedule: 
Makeup-free Mondays 
Travel Tuesdays 
WTF Wednesdays 
Throwback Thursdays 
Fine Art Fridays 
Sometimes Saturdays 
Sometimes Sundays 

@ Virgin Megastore, Dubai, UAE

The Whorely Virgin on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:


youtu.be/wy7_O2JFzog

Saturday, 2 July 2016

Canada is having a rocky day after all that booze and birthday cake @@" youtu.be/FOk0snrJkns


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Canada Day was July 1, and she turned 149. She is edgy about the BIG 1-5-0 next year. That's OK Canada, you know 150 is the new 100!

@ Cheticamp, Cape Breton Island, Canada

The Whorely Virgin on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/FOk0snrJkns

Friday, 1 July 2016

I'm in the jungle, the mighty jungle, while the lion sleeps tonight ... youtu.be/Y_Y6UdRFqbk

Does this lion even know what a BIG DEAL I am? Pfft, dozing off during our interaction. I'm even singing for him!

@ Lujan Zoo, Buenos Aires, Argentina

The Whorely Virgin on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/Y_Y6UdRFqbk

Thursday, 30 June 2016

Masterfully (auto) drifting around a HUMAN pole, who responds like a boss! youtu.be/eocl_45l22g



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My drift instructor in Dubai had just been stunt driving for a movie the day before, and he's obviously still in character.

I'm cheerleading in the passenger seat. Sadly, I followed up with a couple mediocre laps myself :(

@ Emirates Motorplex, Dubai, UAE

The Whorely Virgin on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/eocl_45l22g

Why You'll Feel Like A Sad Failure On Your Deathbed (Unless You Do Something About It)

RSVP for my Talk at Meetup.com
http://www.meetup.com/Travel-and-Live-Free/events/232319650/
Why You'll Feel Like A Sad Failure On Your Deathbed (Unless You Do Something About It)
Saturday, July 30, 2016 from 6 pm to 8 pm
Vancity Suite 130 - 6020 Blundell Rd, Richmond, BC, Canada V6W 1K8



You want to be successful and happy. But how can you be, if your current life lacks things you're passionate about, that inspire you?

Sure, you have successful and happy moments, but they're fleeting. You fear you’ll be one of those old and/or dying people who wastes their final, precious time mourning their many failures and regrets. In fact, you dread this more than old age or death itself--that you wasted your one life away.

I, Stephanie Si of TheWhorelyVirgin.com, was like you before, and I've transformed into a passionate, inspired, successful, and happy being by learning from those same old and/or dying people. Among their most prevalent failures and regrets are “I should've traveled more!” and “I should've worked less!” And indeed, traveling more and working less has been my catalyst and wanderlust my passion and inspiration that makes me successful and happy almost every single moment.

Wanderlust has brought me to all 7 continents and all 5 oceans … Yes, even Antarctica!

[1] Antarctica

These Antarctic Gentoo penguins want you to take the leap and travel, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9CLrJEuo-w






On Saturday, July 30, you'll learn from me how to start traveling:
  • How to integrate travel into your current life (Note: Many of you have yet to travel consistently because you think or have been told that travel is an either/or proposition. Either you completely change your life, quit your job, and really travel OR you live your current life and only dream about travel. I’ll teach you something different: how to keep the positives of your current life--like a steady income--and add passionate, inspired travel.)
  • How to travel safely, especially in South America and Africa (Note: Many of you have yet to travel consistently because you think or have been told that travel is “dangerous.” Like everything in life, it can be. I'll teach you how to minimize your travel risks and travel safely.)
  • How to travel in trips of 2 weeks to 2 months that are easy to manage
  • How to travel on a budget, backpack, and couchsurf
  • How to travel with dependents
  • How traveling the world has been my best education
  • How traveling the world has transformed my life and life philosophy
  • And of course, how to gain meaningful memories and relationships from your travels that, when you’re in your final, precious time, will have you genuinely smiling and laughing at a life wonderfully lived



Here's more about marvelous me, Stephanie Si:

I nickname myself TheWhorelyVirgin.com for good reason. 

I've BEEN AROUND (to 33 countries).

And I'll TRY ANYTHING. Such as technically enter North Korea through The Demilitarized Zone, which despite its name, is the planet's most heavily armed border.
[2] Asia -- Kijong-dong, The Demilitarized Zone, North Korea
North Korea prefers a barren treeless landscape near its border so it can immediately detect any surprise attacks from the South.



Or how about dive with sharks Down Under, cageless?
[3] Australia -- Manly, New South Wales
This grey nurse shark is totally chanting “Oi Oi Oi” to my “Aussie Aussie Aussie.”



My passion for wandering the weird walks of life makes even boring ol’ North America thrilling.
[4] North America -- Ketchikan, Alaska, United States
The curtain flowers in a gentleman’s club are made of condoms, progressing America’s proud history of innovation.



I'll even uncover weird jewels on the well-worn track across Europe.
[5] Europe -- Gibraltar
St Michael’s Cave, also an auditorium/theater that hosts concerts, really rocks out.



Most importantly, I've learned that the "mold" we're all sold should only be a suggestion, instead of a life sentence. People may live differently than we do in the West, but they've likewise determined or are determining how to be functional, happy societies.
[6] South America -- Castro, Isla Chiloe, Chile
Even the most secluded and conservative parts of South America love to liven with color.



People are understandable when we try to understand them.
[7] Africa -- Casablanca, Grand Casablanca, Morocco (an Islamic country)
The Hassan II Mosque's laser light is NOT a weapon; it’s simply pointing towards Islam’s holiest city of Mecca, Saudi Arabia as an homage.



Connect with me at 
TheWhorelyVirgin.com and stephanie_si@hotmail.com

Meet you Saturday, July 30!

RSVP for my Talk at Meetup.com
http://www.meetup.com/Travel-and-Live-Free/events/232319650/
Why You'll Feel Like A Sad Failure On Your Deathbed (Unless You Do Something About It)
Saturday, July 30, 2016 from 6 pm to 8 pm
Vancity Suite 130 - 6020 Blundell Rd, Richmond, BC, Canada V6W 1K8