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Monday, 3 July 2017

Slutty Sundaes: Live ASMR -rated Smut Storytelling f. ear to ear binaural whispering and blowing



CHASING THE SCREAM

STRIPPING, Part I

What kind of woman "camps" in an Astro Van ... in the middle of nowhere ... with a male nudist she just met?

ME, apparently.

"At least I'm alive," I sigh as I squat to relieve myself in the nearby thicket. The thorny, thistly thicket ...

I've been a clusterfuck of BAD decisions in the last 1,440 minutes, but at least I can be poetic about it.

In his defense, his first words to anybody he encounters are proud protests against anything against his penis, unless it's vagina.

I just thought he meant when he's alone. Or with his friends and family. Or with consenting vaginas. He also means with strangers he offers free van mattress and board to.

I wonder what you'd think about all this? Then I wonder why I even give two fucks. We're "just friends."

I can rise and shine to the dewy aroma of au naturel cock all I want. I could even suck Deadpool's "wheezing bag of dick tips" if I so desired ... FEM LIB, DAMMIT!!!

But the balmy wave your thumbs swept across my knuckles, as you asserted that you'd be back in eight months, intimated something more.

OK fine, I obviously care: care what you think and feel, care about your hopes and dreams, care if you fuck.

And who knows? Maybe the way I attract trouble turns you on?

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/z9sDaSv7Etg

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1 comment:

  1. CHASING THE SCREAM

    STRIPPING, Part I

    What kind of woman "camps" in an Astro Van ... in the middle of nowhere ... with a male nudist she just met?

    ME, apparently.

    "At least I'm alive," I sigh as I squat to relieve myself in the nearby thicket. The thorny, thistly thicket ...

    I've been a clusterfuck of BAD decisions in the last 1,440 minutes, but at least I can be poetic about it.

    In his defense, his first words to anybody he encounters are proud protests against anything against his penis, unless it's vagina.

    I just thought he meant when he's alone. Or with his friends and family. Or with consenting vaginas. He also means with strangers he offers free van mattress and board to.

    I wonder what you'd think about all this? Then I wonder why I even give two fucks. We're "just friends."

    I can rise and shine to the dewy aroma of au naturel cock all I want. I could even suck Deadpool's "wheezing bag of dick tips" if I so desired ... FEM LIB, DAMMIT!!!

    But the balmy wave your thumbs swept across my knuckles, as you asserted that you'd be back in eight months, intimated something more.

    OK fine, I obviously care: care what you think and feel, care about your hopes and dreams, care if you fuck.

    And who knows? Maybe the way I attract trouble turns you on?

    The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

    This video on YouTube:

    youtu.be/z9sDaSv7Etg

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