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Wednesday, 17 October 2018

WTF Wednesdays: My taste buds are bugging out! youtu.be/3hwAA-NdSx4


devouring the crisp crunchiness of local buggy cuisine in a remote Thai hill tribe #SlamPoet

#EatingBugs #GoPro 

@ Remote Hill Tribe, Thailand 

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube: 

youtu.be/3hwAA-NdSx4

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Tuesday, 16 October 2018

How 7 Secrets can jump-start your long-term travel around the world RSVP http://meetu.ps/e/FW9RM/5Qy9R/d


When: Sunday, November 11, 2018 from 11 am to 1 pm

Where: Vancity Suite 130 - 6020 Blundell Rd, Richmond, BC, Canada V6W 1K8


RSVP: 


https://www.meetup.com/TravelandLiveFreeRevolution/events/255370792/



You're dying.

I'm far from being an alarmist -- I'm just being a realist.

You're dying.

How do you feel?

A decade ago, I, Stephanie Si of TheWhorelyVirgin.com, was chock-full of regrets and resentments when I realized how imminent death is for us all. I then did something practical and life-changing: transform my regrets and resentments into a "HELL FUCKING YEAH!" bucket list.



My favorite achievement has been surviving the spectacles, snorts, and stenches of wild, roaming beasts while bush camping through 13 countries in Africa. How'd I execute such an adventure? Come experience the 7 secrets live on Sunday, November 11, 2018:

1) How you can use world travel to find meaning and your true and happy self

2) How solo backpacking in particular helps you develop the functional skills necessary to be a true and happy person

3) How to integrate travel into your current life
(Note: Many of you have yet to travel consistently because you think or have been told that travel is an either/or proposition. Either you completely change your life, quit your job, and really travel OR you live your current life and only dream about travel. I’ll teach you something different: how to keep the positives of your current life, like a steady income, and add passionate, inspired travel.)

4) How to travel safely, especially in Africa and South America
(Note: Many of you have yet to travel consistently because you think or have been told that travel is “dangerous.” Like everything in life, it can be. I'll teach you how to minimize your travel risks and travel safely.)

5) How to travel in trips of 2 weeks to 6 months that are easy to manage

6) How to travel on a budget of less than $50 per person per day

7) How to travel with dependents

Here's more about marvelous me, Stephanie Si:

I nickname myself TheWhorelyVirgin.com for good reason.

Yes, I'm really a 35-year-old virgin. And, as you'll see, also an EXPERIENCE whore.

I've BEEN AROUND (to all 7 continents including Antarctica, all 5 oceans, and 93 U.N. countries).

And I'll TRY ANYTHING, such as ...

- experiencing the fiery awesomeness of real, rippling lava from a volcano's edge in Nicaragua.



- devouring the crisp crunchiness of local buggy cuisine in a remote Thai hill tribe.



Connect with me on Facebook for live travel vlogs:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000335305528


stephanie_si@hotmail.com

Meet you Sunday, November 11, 2018! (Please RSVP if you plan on attending. Seats are limited so those who come earlier secure the best spot in the room.)


When: Sunday, November 11, 2018 from 11 am to 1 pm

Where: Vancity Suite 130 - 6020 Blundell Rd, Richmond, BC, Canada V6W 1K8


RSVP: 


https://www.meetup.com/TravelandLiveFreeRevolution/events/255370792/






Tuesday, 2 October 2018

Really, seriously ... Connect with me on Facebook!

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000335305528

I know, I know, the Zuck sucks. He steals your soul and sells your info. BUT, he's also created a community -- for travelers and adventurers. I've tried a number of different mediums to live vlog my travels, including Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch, but I've found Facebook THE MOST convenient. Maybe I'm a dinosaur and better things exist. But for now, please connect with me on Facebook for the most relevant and updated travel and adventure content.

Thursday, 22 March 2018

Saturday, 29 July 2017

Slutty Sundaes: Live ASMR -rated Smut POV Role-playing f. binaural whispering and vibrating



CHASING THE SCREAM

GAGGING, Part 1

They claim men can and will fuck anything that moves. Is this partly why? They abstract? They pretend the current snuggly hole belongs to Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds, their wife, their boyfriend, this cute writer online, that hot guy they met on vacation? So really, any hole will do?

At least I'm being honest. I've informed the nudist/photographer/educator/therapist that I regard everything - that we've done, are doing, and will do - as artistic, educational therapy. I've also declared that my heart is spoken for.

With honesty comes the comfort to Fifty Shades this motherfucker. We move our photo shoot indoors to his Red Room of Pain, in the house he shares with his ex-wife, who is presently in the living room with her boyfriend. AWKWARD! But not awkward enough to prevent what (/who) is coming …

I stand in the middle of the king-size bed with my arms spread and hands secured firmly above my head to either side of the canopy bed frame. The stresses on my wrists induce local tingling and a euphoric light-headedness.

Black is definitely my shade. The pink-trimmed satin baby doll scantly covers my ass, which deliciously plumpens the patterned panty hose that teases my long legs.

Snap, another picture. Then, purrrrrrrr

According to vague corporate-speak, the (Hitachi) Magic Wand has been "America's number one personal massager for over 30 years."
But real people, the press, porn stars, and even professors know what the corporate bigwigs want to keep on the down low: The Magic Wand is "the most recognizable sex toy on Earth," and several respected academic journals rate it as the best method for women to achieve orgasm.

Will my knees weaken and breath shorten in the presence of such celebrity? I'm borderline. Aunt Flo is in town, and I'm wearing her bulky guest mattress in my panty hose, but then again the increased bloodflow ... More importantly, this'll be my first time getting off in front of another human being ... I'm more likely to experience paralysis by analysis at this point.

You reassure me with your charming smile and twinkles of mischief in your eyes.

You trace the muscles of my toned arms and legs with the wand and stop at my inner thighs. Mmmmmmmm, corporate is right, this is the number one massager!

I squirm and squeal upon your first skim of my pussy, as the good vibrations are also the strongest I've ever felt by far. Maybe Aunt Flo's extra baggage in my panty hose has come in handy, as “powerful, penetrating vibrations” is the company's actual slogan.

By the time you grind my swollen clitoris to orgasm, I'm a woman possessed. My lower body twists into a tortured tangle, and my arms, now carrying my full body weight, almost burst out of their sockets. My wrists burn against the restraints. My eyes roll to the back of my head, and my mouth turns to absolute fucking filth. If God is real, I've just cursed that bastard to hell.

They should ship these sanitary pads to the Navy SEALs, because I'm pretty sure mine just stopped a tsunami.

With the lava in my loins still sizzling, I reel from a second eruption. Then a third. Then I lose the ability to count.

Thirty minutes. That's how long l orgasm for. The orgasm could've continued all night. I'm the one who yields by screaming our safe word “Red!” and then that’s it for rational thought.

The next morning, I stumble across the ex-wife and the boyfriend in the living room. AWKWARD! The nudist later divulges why (besides the obvious).

I was so loud and deafening last night that the neighbors would've convened law enforcement, had the ex-wife and the boyfriend not been there to thoroughly explain the situation. Had the neighbors not already been aware of the nudist/photographer/educator/therapist’s profession and tendencies, they might've even suspected that the wife and the boyfriend were accomplices to a murder.

I briefly scroll through the images of me post-orgasm. Fuck Me, I look like unfettered shit! Oh well, I guess we'll have to try again later today ...

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/td510PxqtDM

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Thursday, 27 July 2017

Fierce Fridays: Unlike Phelps, I swim with REAL WILD SHARKS. #TheRealGOAT youtu.be/wkxiTTtlHNA



Dear Phelps, your brah Lochte is so happy to hand you your newest gold ... in the Exaggeration Olympics.

Us real adventurers are steppin' up and swimmin' up our own footage in Phelps' absence.

For those with complaints about my camerapersonship, I'M SORRY, dozens of HANGRY-ASS SHARKS were bulldozing me away.

#SharkWeek #GoPro 

@ Shark Ray Alley, Caye Caulker, Belize

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube: 

youtu.be/wkxiTTtlHNA

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Sunday, 16 July 2017

Slutty Sundaes: Live ASMR -rated Smut Storytelling f. ear to ear binaural whispering and surprises



CHASING THE SCREAM

STRIPPING, Part 3

Nipples are more photogenic when they're hard.

I just thought the nippy Atlantic wind had taken care of that.

So imagine my outright stupefaction, now that he's just grasped my nipple with his gloved hand, without any forewarning.

Which turns to secretive pleasure, as I imagine YOUR hand in the motorized massage glove that's shaping me to pointed perfection. Fuck, this slope could get slippery.

And I slip, slip away. Your gloved hands become your bare hands.

After we canoe the rough waters to even wilder backwoods - "maintained" by the local Boy Scouts, oddly enough, if one believes the signage - your bare hands become your moist lips.

I agree: Nipples are even more photogenic when they're hard, glistening diamonds.

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube:

youtu.be/afdtXNcgJ3U

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