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Friday, April 19, 2019

Fierce Fridays: Baby cheetahs protecc, attacc, snacc.

Baby cheetahs protecc. Baby cheetahs attacc. Baby cheetahs bustin' yo' ass for snacc.

#Safari #Cheetah #LionEats #AntelopePark #Gweru #Zimbabwe #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Cheetah Sanctuary, Otjititongwe, Namibia

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Thursday, April 11, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: outrageous outrage

Wow. I come off like an easily offended snowflake. I'm still what you call in the US a liberal progressive. But I really think the current outrage culture from the liberal progressive side is the antithesis of liberal progressivism. NOT EVERYTHING THAT OFFENDS IS HATE SPEECH. Like Kyle Kulinski of Secular Talk and The Young Turks, I'm also a free speech absolutist. A person needs to actually demand violence (in a bona fide way) to even be considered as uttering hate speech. Stan threatening his girl with violence in a drama skit that Eminem created is NOT HATE SPEECH.

Friday, April 05, 2019

Fierce Fridays: Hey Jay-Zebra or Zeebra.

Some say Jay-Zebra, some say Jay-Zeebra. All I know is I really wanna be ya.

#Safari #Zebra #JayZ #MatusadonaNationalPark #LakeKariba #Zimbabwe #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Matusadona National Park, Lake Kariba, Zimbabwe

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: PuckFunnies

Dammit! I tried to read the Voy boards and they require passwords now. 

The Voy boards were where ACTUAL puckbunnies posted stories about hockey players. The funny thing is that, as a teen, I was SO asexual that I couldn't imagine hooking a hockey player. Now, I'm still mostly asexual, but I've enjoyed my share of kink with extreme sports athletes. On the boards, the standard story was essentially: I had teh seks with so so hockey player and his friend. Compared to my life now, these stories seem so passe.

Friday, March 22, 2019

Fierce Fridays: Leopards are why you need 50x optical zoom on safari.

If you want ANY memories worth anything on safari, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, take a good optical zoom camera with you. I recommend at least 40x optical zoom, but I use 50x. Your smart phone, regardless of how smart you think it is, is too dumb to take good photos or videos on safari.

Trust me, you want good equipment to record a moment like this. The leopard is really as elusive as fabled. I bush camped through 13 African countries for 4 months before I encountered this leopard family to complete my Big 5 on my last of 30 game drives.

#Safari #Leopard #Zoom #Kruger #Johannesburg #South Africa #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Kruger National Park, Johannesburg, South Africa

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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: David Beckham before Deadpool

Ryan Reynolds is such a trend rider. He just had to have a David Beckham cameo in DP after I so gloriously featured Becks in my epic "The Nice Guy Never Gets The Girl." Who else features in the epic? None other than Kevin Richardson, Not The Lion Whisperer. Who bets RR is going to have a Kevin Richardson cameo in DP3?

Friday, March 08, 2019

Furry Fridays: how to manipulate a giraffe

Women of all species are the fucking same. They only care about you when you feed them.

#Safari #Giraffe #GiraffeKiss #GiraffeEats #GiraffePark #Nairobi #Kenya #MasaiMara #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Giraffe Park, Nairobi, Kenya

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Thursday, February 28, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: I'm so method and angsty.

I wish I had spent my youth doing things other than making this story "so method." For fuck's sake, I researched the Detroit Red Wings schedule and the city of Detroit. Because I was, you know, SO WORRIED some picky pickerton would be like "actually they played the Kings on Oct 20, 1996, FAKE NEWS." I exerted more effort on a stupid angsty teen story than Trump "exerts" on his daily Instagram briefing. (I think this is really a thing, as he only responds to pictures). SAD! I never even liked BShan that much. 

Friday, February 22, 2019

Fierce Fridays: Lions warn YOU NEXT, BITCH.

Some say lions are psycho apex predators, but they're just doing what they do. Lions gon lion. I think the real psycho is the one finding the "best selfie shot" in front of lions lioning.

#Safari #Lion #LionEats #AntelopePark #Gweru #Zimbabwe #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Antelope Park, Gweru, Zimbabwe

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