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Friday, August 09, 2019

Fishy Fridays: when Linder (Lion Tinder) goes wrong youtu.be/6iA_7_IpTOc


Um. Ok. So you're literally just going to walk away. This is going to affect your Yelp score.

#Safari #Lions #LionSex #EtoshaNationalPark #Maun #Namibia #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Etosha National Park, Maun, Namibia

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube: 

youtu.be/6iA_7_IpTOc

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Thursday, August 01, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: Leave Britney Alone



So I'm the reason for Leave Britney Alone Guy.

If Brit honestly wanted to create and happened to have what I consider a lesser voice, that's OK. I'm much less pretentious about art now because I realize I'm just as talentless to outsiders. 

Friday, July 26, 2019

Fierce Fridays: Heavyweight Champ Elephant declares me a peon. youtu.be/VurQI4wZXZM


I trekked many wild animals by foot at Lake Kariba, but this elephant reminds me that I'm on their turf, so I better surf out.

#Safari #Elephant #MatusadonaNationalPark #LakeKariba #Zimbabwe #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Matusadona National Park, Lake Kariba, Zimbabwe

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube: 

youtu.be/VurQI4wZXZM

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Thursday, July 18, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: analysis paralysis



How am I so analytical about a game I can barely describe now? My unexpert expert opinion is a riot. This is just one page of pages and pages and pages. I'm happy that I could maintain my A grades while coming up with all this analysis on the weekends.

Friday, July 12, 2019

Fierce Fridays: All my fly cheetahs, meat me outside, meat me outside. youtu.be/YIcLTvUcYD0


Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here 
Y'all gon' make me go all out up in here, up in here 
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here 
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here
DMX

#CheetahDeath #GoPro 

@ Cheetah Sanctuary, Otjititongwe, Namibia

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube: 

youtu.be/YIcLTvUcYD0

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Thursday, July 04, 2019

Friday, June 28, 2019

Fierce Fridays: Doesn't matter if you're black or white. youtu.be/rDYZFl2A2A8


You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

#Safari #CapeBuffalo #Pelican #NgorongoroCrater #Arusha #Tanzania #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Ngorongoro Crater, Arusha, Tanzania 

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube: 

https://youtu.be/rDYZFl2A2A8

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Thursday, June 20, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: where my DGAF attitude comes from



NOO! Guestbooks are not a thing anymore?! I wanted to revisit my old guest comments. You know, gems like "when did you make album like Bicethney Spears you talk dumb." Hooked on phonics worked for me!

Friday, June 14, 2019

Fierce Fridays: Leopard and impala sitting in a tree. K-I-L-L-I-N-G. youtu.be/HCJ-KsmDbHg


Leopard: You stay right here.
Impala: You mean right here, where I'm deaded? My soul was gon dash, but since you demanded nicely ...

#Safari #Leopard #Zoom #Kruger #Johannesburg #South Africa #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Kruger National Park, Johannesburg, South Africa

The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw

This video on YouTube: 

youtu.be/HCJ-KsmDbHg

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Thursday, June 06, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: throwing shade so obscure



If any hockey players adopt any nicknames by "me," I'm so suing for royalties. I so think Brendan Shanahan should go for "Janney" because it rhymes (not because he stole his now wife from his best friend Craig Janney). I know, I know, so fucking obscure only Brendan Shanahan understands that joke.