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Thursday, March 28, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: PuckFunnies

Dammit! I tried to read the Voy boards and they require passwords now. 

The Voy boards were where ACTUAL puckbunnies posted stories about hockey players. The funny thing is that, as a teen, I was SO asexual that I couldn't imagine hooking a hockey player. Now, I'm still mostly asexual, but I've enjoyed my share of kink with extreme sports athletes. On the boards, the standard story was essentially: I had teh seks with so so hockey player and his friend. Compared to my life now, these stories seem so passe.

Friday, March 22, 2019

Fierce Fridays: Leopards are why you need 50x optical zoom on safari.

If you want ANY memories worth anything on safari, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, take a good optical zoom camera with you. I recommend at least 40x optical zoom, but I use 50x. Your smart phone, regardless of how smart you think it is, is too dumb to take good photos or videos on safari.

Trust me, you want good equipment to record a moment like this. The leopard is really as elusive as fabled. I bush camped through 13 African countries for 4 months before I encountered this leopard family to complete my Big 5 on my last of 30 game drives.

#Safari #Leopard #Zoom #Kruger #Johannesburg #South Africa #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Kruger National Park, Johannesburg, South Africa

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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Throwback Thursdays: David Beckham before Deadpool

Ryan Reynolds is such a trend rider. He just had to have a David Beckham cameo in DP after I so gloriously featured Becks in my epic "The Nice Guy Never Gets The Girl." Who else features in the epic? None other than Kevin Richardson, Not The Lion Whisperer. Who bets RR is going to have a Kevin Richardson cameo in DP3?

Friday, March 08, 2019

Furry Fridays: how to manipulate a giraffe

Women of all species are the fucking same. They only care about you when you feed them.

#Safari #Giraffe #GiraffeKiss #GiraffeEats #GiraffePark #Nairobi #Kenya #MasaiMara #GoPro #RedBull 

@ Giraffe Park, Nairobi, Kenya

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